Someone calls you on your house phone and asks...
Oh you know, just chilling at the club with my house phone… nothing major, why wassup?
Just found more grey hair. Super Dooper excited about that.
When your parents yell at you & you just kinda sit...
VWORP, VWORP, TARDIS BABY
shhhspoilers: fuckyeahgallifrey: WORK IT, MOVE THAT DOCTOR CRAZY VWORP, VWORP, TARDIS BABY WORK IT, I’M THE DOCTOR, BABY I WANT YOUR LOVE AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE I WANT YOUR LOVE I DON’T WANNA BE FRIENDS This is about how I imagine a Doctor Who RAVE would go.
I don’t think that anyone realises how many food blogs I subscribe to and follow. How ever many you’re thinking of, multiply by about 20 billion. then you might come up with something close to it.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fcukyeahlife: …and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
: Making burgers using the Smash Technique →
classyfoodmofo: Cheeseburgers. Is there anything more perfect on this planet? A child’s love? Fuck that. Give me a cheeseburger. Burgers have undergone a lot of transformation in recent years. A lot of hoity-toity chefs have started making gourmet burgers and serving them on crusty rolls and putting blue cheese…
Women are like cash registers. They never forget. They’re like elephants.– my dad. (via rrayaj)
what is it, your period?: So this happened today →
bastardfromabasket: every person at work gets a cool little high tech phone dealy that does basically everything that we need it to and one of the functions is that we can hit a button and send a message to be announced over the intercom to the entire store you say what you need to say,…
Building a fort.
livelovereblog: Expectations: Reality:
sofapizza: sociallyretarded-: Dad: Why can’t I find that song like a Jesus on iTunes? Me: You mean like a G6?