December 2010
201 posts
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie →
-fallingstar:
pahhlahcchuuu:
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
I don’t care how good he says his weed is
he is cuckoo bananas
and he wants you dead.
3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was...
Learn how to use a fucking comma.
fwarg:
Unrefined Dining of the Day: Doctor Eats Entire... →
thedailywhat:
Dr. Arturo Carvajal says he had “never seen nor heard of” an artichoke before ordering and consuming a whole one at a Houston’s in Miami.
From Consumerist:
His lawsuit claims that he had “never seen nor heard of previously” an artichoke and that it was the restaurant’s fault for not teaching him how to eat it.
“It takes a sophisticated diner to be familiar with the artichoke,”...
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
Congratulations,...
A phase in life
shutupmygod:
elfy:
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG This was your Barney:
NOW THAT YOU’RE OLDER, This is your Barney:
life
Everyone is talking about the new login page
watchmelove:
and I’m just sitting here like:
You guys sign out?
